I massage my ass with diamonds

Being based in LA means it takes a lot to wow us. But of course leave it to the infamous La Mer to make sure we get our daily dosage of diamond dust - literally. Their newest product, The Body Refiner is packed with 1.75 carats of pure diamond dust to deliver a cushiony resurfacing treatment that both polishes and softens the skin. You're probably thinking, "WTF? What a waste of diamonds, those rocks should be around my neck." Maybe, or you could have the sexiest skin ever for bikini season.

The Body Refiner really is the best way to smooth out skin. We prefer to rub it on our ass or areas that have imperfections or cellulite. You don't need a whole glob of it either, a little rub goes a long way. Besides, what's better than getting naked and rubbing diamonds all over yourself?

"To create the most effective exfoliator on earth, we incorporated the hardest material on earth - diamonds. When diamonds are crushed and polished they provide an extremely thorough yet gentle exfoliation," says Loretta Miraglia, Senior VP of Product Development and Innovation.

All I do is massage it in circular motions until the larger particles have completely dissolved into my skin. As the refiner goes into your skin, La Mer's piezoelectirc (electronically-charged) minerals - tourmaline and sea quartz - convert the massage action into energy, helping to stimulate circulation and awaken skin. I suggest using this product right before a shower because you will need to rinse off after using it.

The Body Refiner only needs to be used once or twice a week for results of a radiant surface. I love getting intimately close with La Mer's diamond dust.

La Mer $110 for 6.7 oz. Purchase online or at select Saks Fifth Avenue or Neiman Marcus stores.