Pretty Pick of the Week: Why the F do you have a kid?

Here's a site that will have you laughing and crying at the same time: Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid? Not even a week old yet, this genius of a site will take over the internets immediately, we promise you this. Because teenage pregnancy is sad, but teenage pregnancy when seen as a MySpace angle self-portrait is hilarious:

Gimme More...

We finally found a reason to smile about Britney's song being stuck in our heads. The photos from Robert Pattinson's GQ spread need no explanation as to why they are our Pretty Pick of The Week! Enjoy!


Full article via GQ
Photos courtesy of Nathaniel Goldberg (the world's luckiest photog)

Pretty Pick of the Week: Cake Wrecks!

This week's Pretty Pick is brought to you by my friend Jessica and the fact that it's the afternoon and I'm craving sugar like mad. Cake Wrecks serves up tons of delicious, sometimes disgusting and always fascinating pics of professional cakes. So are kind of cool like the one above.

Some are hilarious:


Hilariously bad:

And just disturbing:
Check out the cakes!

Lean Pockets are Pretty yummy

Do you have money for a fancy meal? Not in this economy!

That's why we're naming Lean Pockets our Pretty Pick of the Week! They are quite tasty and come in lots of different varieties. Lets also not forget their uber cheap price tag, currently $1.59 at Ralphs. Gotta love it! The health factor is always a plus; especially because the company puts their nutritional info online as evidence. Skip going to a fancy schmancy restaurant and become a Lean Pocket eating machine.

We're not the only fans of Lean Pockets, they're big in other countries too. We really like the following commercial as it expresses the magic that is the Lean Pocket.



xx,
The LA Pretties

Fuck You, Penguin

Hi Pretties!

Yes, it's Friday and we have a hilarious website for you to check out during your last few hours at "work." Fuck You, Penguin is our Pretty Pick of the Week and you can see why. We can't stop laughing at the author's ability to chew out obnoxiously cute and clever animals.

For Instance:

A quote from a recent post titled, "What conceited meerkats really want to do is direct":

"Oh my God, you little highly social jerk off. It's not enough that you get your OWN FUCKING SHOW, you have to be Ansel fucking Adams with the camera. But this is exactly what happens when animals get too popular, it all goes to their heads and they start to think they should be running the show."

Another fantastic post is, "Iguanas are living in the past":

"Not to be a dick or anything, Iguana, but you're not a fucking dinosaur. I know you roam around showing off your scaly skin, beady little eyes, and your nose holes. And yes, I've seen your tongue. But let me ask you a few questions. Can I ride you? Do you have answering machine messages from Steven Spielberg? WERE YOU ON MY SHOES WHEN I WAS EIGHT???

So don't waddle or slither or whatever you do over here and pretend that you rule the earth. WELCOME TO THE QUATERNARY PERIOD, IGUANA."

What are you waiting for? Add Fuck You, Penguin to your bookmarks now!

The whole world in a hat

We already mentioned that Aretha Franklin's hat caught our attention at the inauguration ceremony and it looks like everyone else took notice as well. Our Pretty Pick of The Week belongs to BuzzFeed who is encouraging users to post how they'd sport Aretha's giant one-of-a-kind hat.

We wanted to showcase some of the pictures that caught our attention from the appropriately titled, "Aretha's Hat is Everywhere":











images via BuzzFeed

Don't Sho-cha Your Choca

Hi Pretties, it's that time again and we've scoured the internet to bring you a site that's making us laugh. It's called Daddy Likey created by Winona who shares with us her fashion insights with comedic twists.


We are all about her series "Don't Show-cha Your Chocha" which showcases dresses that are missing a few inches leaving little to the imagination. More great reads include "I talk about junior high a lot" and "fashion mad libs."

Pretty Pick of the Week!

Happy Friday Pretties! It's time for our very first installment of Pretty Pick of the Week. This week's award winner goes to a website that will have me making squealy, girly noises all weekend. It's called Cute Things Falling Asleep. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Creator Nick Malis' other site Malis in Wonderland has been taking up a lot of our time as well.

Enjoy!