Monday, February 23, 2009

Bad beauty at Oscars

We hate to say it, but there was some bad beauty going down at the Oscars. Here are the ones that annoyed us the most:
We're really, really, really over this "I just came in off the beach and didn't have time to fix my hair" look that Jennifer Aniston's been pushing since 1999. Seriously, stop it. Get a brush, a curling iron and some bobby pins and give us something new. Who knows? Maybe you'll be into it! (And while we do love that you're opting for the spray tan rather than the real thing, well, the hairline just isn't working.)

We think the gays put it best when they said: "She must've shit herself when she saw Anne Hathaway's dress but she really should have shit herself when she saw what her hairstylist did."


With reluctance, we add Reese Witherspoon. And it's with reluctance because her hair was flowy and oh so Pretty on the red carpet, but then was a flat, uneven mess when on stage. What the hell happened? We think it was probably super hot backstage and Reese did that "I have GOT to get this hair off my neck" move because what kind of hair stylist would let her out like that?
Natalie Portman's makeup is just way too much for me. It reminds me of what I didn't like about the bad 80s vibe of YSL's Spring collection. Too much blush, too much pink - it was like the makeup artist was so into matching the dress, she forgot to think about whether the colors would match the face she was putting them on.

And speaking of bad 80's makeup/hair gone awry:

Jennifer, Reese, Lisa images via Just Jared.
Natalie image via Bella Sugar.

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