Monday, February 23, 2009

Pretty improvements: Open letter to Marisa Tomei

Dear Marisa,

Apparently taking off your clothes and working the pole will breathe new light into your career and get you an Oscar nomination. Well, way to go Marisa and thank you for not wearing a fugly dress to the Superbowl of award shows. After channeling Jack Sparrow for The Golden Globes we were left wondering - who lied to you?

That dress was a hot mess and so was your face. Your eyes were too dark and cheeks too rosey, especially with your bunny face smile!

Well, we're so excited that you hopped off the pirate ship and back on the classy train. Versace Atelier saved your ass and totally hooked you up with that pleated gray gown. GORGEOUS! We're guessing you got yourself some new gays to turn you Oscar Pretty! Well, it worked!

Marisa your makeup gave you soft features and a that gown showed off your sexy body. I could actually look at your face. Well, congratulations and maybe you'll get some new staring roles so you can be invited back next year.

xx,

The LA Pretties!

Pirate Marisa source
Versace Marisa courtesy Getty Images.

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