Ladies, meet my new best friend

Let's talk boobies. I've got them, lots of them. Yes, ladies, I'm a D cup and sometime during the whole PMS thing I get even bigger. I know, I know, where are the whining violins? But while those with smaller boobs may be jealous, I do want to point out that along with curves comes backaches, slouching, and real hard time shopping. And try finding the perfect bra minimizer? Impossible!! I once asked one of those chicks at Victoria's Secret if they carried any and she looked about me like I was a total weirdo. Yes, I'm crazy, I'd like to slim down my chest and fit into smaller things. I'd like my shirts to button, and I'd like to have a dress that fits me everywhere else fit in that one place that's always sticking on the most: the boobies. Phew, rant over.

So after a long, arduous task of finding "the most comfortable bra ever," I believe I've reached the end of my journey. At the end of my path stood this man:

Dr. Rey (AKA, Dr. 90210)

Or maybe you'd recognize him more in his muscle-shirt scrubs:
Yes, the same Dr. 90210 with the wife who "forgets" to eat, who gave vaginal reconstructive surgery to his own secretary and who cried when he got his black belt in karate. (I'm a very passionate viewer of reality television!) " I will always have a soft spot forever for the guy because of Dr. Rey's Shapewear Minimizer Bra is hands down the best, most comfortable, most effective bra minimizer I've ever tried. It holds those puppies in like nobody's business and it's comfortable. I think it bears repeating: it's comfortable! Wow, is that a rare commodity in a minimizing bra.

You may be surprised that my fave bra came from him. "What does this man know about boobs?" you may ask. How dare you question his expertise! I think this man has been around more boobs than Don Juan. I've never used a bra that was shaped like this one and kind of doubted it's power on first use. Oh, but man, was it wonderful. Not only did it give me great support and slim me down, it also gave me some great cleavage. It's also conveniently seamless so you can wear it under the tightest of t-shirts (which you can now fit into - hooray!) with no problem. Yes, I know, it's not the sexiest bra to look at, but who gives a shit when you're super comfortable, standing up straight, and don't have your boobs pulling apart your buttoned up shirt at the chest? Not me!

I heart this bra and I'm totally going to Sears.com and buying a couple more.